May 2013
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS DESTIEL
impala-baby:
I need to know who to send sexy messages to
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
vougehoren:
‘whats shipping’
mcr-savedme:
If i had the TARDIS id use it to go to every fucking mcr concert
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
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