the-milk-eyed-monster:

disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.

bigbang in 50 yrs
  • GD: *strums guitar*
  • GD: anyway here's fantastic baby

crownlessgirl:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

I really don’t think they meant diary

scottish:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

sweve:

birth “oh ok” 

school “oh ok” 

marriage “oh ok” 

work “oh ok” 

death “oh ok” 

dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name

dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

Dean + Fanfiction green eyes

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

                         SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

juliezissou:

Clark was SO happy to be with his best friend today. Somehow I captured his smile on film. :)

juliezissou:

Clark was SO happy to be with his best friend today. Somehow I captured his smile on film. :)